Showing posts with label Pedantry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pedantry. Show all posts

Sunday, November 01, 2009

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Everybody’s got something to hide, except for me and my monkey

Last Sunday’s episode of Desperate Housewives[1] included a plot thread in which Gabrielle set up an over-the-top birthday party for her daughter, complete with clown, “jumpy house”, and monkey. The economic recession hasn’t seemed to’ve had much effect at Wisteria Lane.

But, um, the “monkey”? Here’s a screen capture:
Screen capture from 'Desperate Housewives'
Sorry: that, folks, is not a monkey. It’s an ape (specifically, a chimpanzee).[2] Entirely different branches of the primate tree. No tail.

Of course, some of Gabrielle’s lines wouldn’t sound as good, if “ape” were correctly in them: “No way. I paid for two hours of monkey; I want two hours of monkey.”

Waddyagonnado? Give the lady her monkey.
 


[1] Yes. It’s a silly show. But I watch it, OK? Whatever.

[2] It may be a silly show, but I’m still and ever a pedant.