Touchy-Feely Hotel

I recently made a hotel reservation for an upcoming business trip. Here’s what the hotel’s confirmation email said:

Welcome Barry,

Renewal awaits. We’ve received your reservation. Thank you for choosing to experience The [hotel name]. Your mind, body, and spirit will be energized. If there’s anything we can do to make your stay more rewarding, please ask.

Be Well,

[hotel name]

Oy.

Update, 9:30: It’s been pointed out to me that a quick Google search will reveal the hotel chain to be Westin, so there’s no point in hiding it.