I think I must be one powerful guy.
Really, I mean, look: I just spent some time in Barcelona, right? Spain.
And I’m about to go to the Netherlands.
Well, the World Cup final is this Sunday, and who’s playing in it? Yes, indeed: Spain and the Netherlands.
We know this can’t be a coincidence; the odds are too much against it, something like 1,759,438 to 1. Or thereabouts. Whatever. It’s not possible that it just, you know, happened that way.
No, sir-ee, this is better than Paul the psychic octopus, and no mistake! I have me some strong juju working. Y’all better keep that in mind.