The local church with the marquee sign, which I’ve mentioned here a few times before, recently posted one I hadn’t seen there before:
It continues to amaze me that people can make such obviously empty claims. Ask this young woman’s family if all her needs were supplied. We’re talking, here, about meanings of “supply”, “all”, and “needs” with which I’m unfamiliar.GOD WILL SUPPLY
ALL YOUR NEEDS
A billboard in Pennsylvania tells us this:
Blessed is the nation whose god is the lord.Yes, that explains things. If only we would codify our national religion — and make sure it bows to the correct god — we’d see no more of the above. I’m sure they’re right about that....— Psalms 33:12
On the lighter side, this cutesy blurb, on a church in Virginia, is right up there with the “free faith lift” one:
Amusing, but in that vein I think I’ll try vitamin C instead.THE BEST VITAMIN FOR
A CHRISTIAN IS B1
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I want to get a bumper sticker made that says something like:
Avalokiteshvara bless Botswana!
Oh.
This church around the area has a sign that reads...
" Ch__rch. What's missing? U R!"
Cheesy.
Thanks for adding that, Sergio.
As James pointed out in this comment, there must be a list of these somewhere, which the churches get them from, because the same ones show up regularly, here and there.
You mean they aren't all taken out of Deuteronomy? Well that's it then, I'm becoming an athiest!
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